Saturday, December 19, 2009

Winter Storm bears down on East Coast before it is Winter

By Douglas V. Gibbs

Those poor Climate Change hysteria makers. Every time they try to convince us that the planet is warming, and it is all humanity's fault, they wind up with pie in the face - or in this case, a cold front in the face.

Arguing that "everyone agrees" that man-made Climate Change is a fact, does not make it so. Standing in front of a bunch of alarmists as Obama did in Copenhagen, and saying that the time for talk is over (in other words, his royal messiah was telling everyone to "shut up"), will not make the great global warming lie be any less of a scientific fabrication. Science, when the numbers are manipulated, and the variables are dictated by political desires rather than factual data, is no longer science. Al Gore can't keep his facts straight, more and more scientists are coming out to speak up against the inconsistencies of Global Warming data, and the actions of weather around the world, is causing the Global Warming Alarmists to lose supporters right and left - well, mostly left - the Right already realized the truth that Global Warming is a natural phenomenon caused mostly by the sun.

Hurricanes did not increase as predicted, the Earth stopped warming in 1998, record cold snaps are being recorded, a blizzard hit Copenhagen earlier in the year than ever before while the control-seeking progressives discussed inside the convention the steps needed to stop the warming of the planet (you can't write this kind of stuff - truth truly is stranger than fiction), and now a powerful winter storm is bearing down on the American Eastern Seaboard before winter even begins!

A foot of snow has already fallen in some places. The mayor of Washington DC, in fact, has declared a snow emergency, it is so bad. Under white out conditions, folks are now staying indoors, and power outages aren't helping matters. Hundreds of automobile accidents have occurred on the highways, and snowplows are working overtime to clear the roads.

And it isn't even Christmas yet.

How's that Global Warming working out for ya, Easterners?

Maybe it'll be a White Christmas after all. . . err, uh, I mean White Holiday. We're not allowed to say Christmas anymore, I hear.

Wait, wait, I know, the alarmists will just say that Global Warming caused the extremely cold winter storm during late fall! That's it! It's all Global Warming's fault, and we'll throw Bush in to make it even more believable! The Earth is suffering from Global Warming wintry conditions early in the year in both Copenhagen and the East Coast, and it's all Bush's fault!

Wow, if I keep that up, I might be able to compete with all of the hysterical lefty sites!

Oops, back to reality. I really do not want to join the leftist pool of insanity. They exhibit enough moronic insanity to last us all for a lifetime.

I wonder what Al Gore is thinking right now? Maybe he is making a new film called, "The Inconvenient Snow Storms."

I can see it now. Ice Age hysteria, here we come!

-- Political Pistachio Conservative News and Commentary

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