Friday, November 19, 2010

Stop The Madness, Eat A Vegan

By Douglas V. Gibbs

The bumper sticker on the back of the hybrid read: Stop Global Warming, Become a Vegan.

Fascinating strategy. These people really believe that if we all began to eat like rabbits it would change the temperature of the entire planet. We spew less than 1% of the total amount of carbon dioxide (volcanoes beat us out every year) and changing our diet will alter the entire make-up of our atmosphere to the point that it will change the global temperature, according to these wacky environmentalists.

Talk about believing in a fairy tale that was created to control the populace.

Aside from the fact that man-made global warming is a hoax created with the specific intent of controlling people's behaviors, like the poor mindless sheep driving that hybrid, it seems to me that becoming a Vegan would actually be counter productive to what the carbon footprint police are trying to accomplish.

Think about it. It wasn't too long ago that environmentalist wackos were complaining about all of the cow flatulence and the harm it was doing to the planet. But, according to them, if everyone was to become Vegans (vegetarians for those of you that don't normally follow this madness), wouldn't that leave more cows to wander around and fart? And what about all of the other gassy animals out there letting their flatulence flow?

As a meat eater, isn't it safe to say that I am doing my part by eating the cows so that the population remains controlled, and the farting of cows remains at a minimum?

I'll take mine medium rare, please.

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