TSA Solution - No More Body Scans or Pat-Downs!

I received this by Email, and I was given no attribution.

But, the idea is perfect. . .

AIRPORT BODY SCANNER SOLUTION

Wonder why nobody thought of this before.

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone.. There would be no racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials, the person's desire to kill himself would be satisfied...

This is so simple it's brilliant!

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."

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