Thursday, January 30, 2014

the Stoner Bowl

By Douglas V. Gibbs

The big game. The championship of American football.  The game during which I will  be eating a super bowl of salsa.

Reports are saying that the ticket sales for the game between Seattle and Denver are not doing so well.   There are fears this game will be one of the least watched in history.

Has anybody considered that the states these teams are from recently legalized marijuana?

The fans didn't hear "super bowl".  They heard "smoke a bowl."  They are too stoned to care, or show up.

That said, it should also be the only big game to end with the fans of both teams sporting a silly grin.

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