Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Hitler Finds Out He Can't Keep His Doctor Under ObamaCare

by JASmius

This time, Hitler learns that he is losing his doctor because Dr. Steiner is not in the network for his new health insurance.



Actually, Adolph Hitler's personal physician was named Theodor Morell, and der Fuehrer liked his doctor very much, largely because the quack got and kept him hooked on the methamphetamine and other various and sundry potions on which he was dependent for the final dozen or so years of his miserable life.  So this parody is a pretty accurate depiction of what Hitler's reaction would have been if ObamaCare had stripped him of Dr. Morell's "services".

OTOH, one of the maladies for which Morell treated "'dolph" was extreme flatulence, so reducing greenhouse gases to combat global warming would doubtless have been O's principle justification.

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