Monday, March 30, 2015

Two Transvestites Attack NSA Headquarters

by JASmius



Headlines you never thought you'd ever write.

I wonder if they saw them coming:

One person is dead and two others are injured following an incident at the gate of National Security Agency headquarters in Maryland Monday morning, officials say.

A firefight erupted when two people in a car tried to ram a gate at Fort Meade, the U.S. Army installation that houses the NSA, according to preliminary reports cited by two U.S. officials.

The officials said at least one of the people in the car died as a result of the gunfire. Both spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss an ongoing incident on the record.

U.S. law enforcement officials also tell CBS News that cocaine and a weapon were found in or near the vehicle, and that investigators believe the people in the car were men dressed as women.

Man, I can hardly wait for the updates on this story, can you?

Such as....:

There is no indication that the incident was terrorism-related. The FBI is also investigating the shooting.

One thing we already know for certain: The Obama Regime will never attribute this attack to terrorism.  Which almost guarantees that that is precisely what this was.  Probably of the "lone wolf" variety, but terrorism nonetheless.  All that remains is to learn that the two "boys named Saladin" were of Middle Eastern decent, or recent American converts to Islam, and collect the White House's standard "random act of violence" boilerplate, and this story will be in the proverbial can.

Here's another thought, though: If there's more to the "posing as women" angle than just costuming, would that not inject a stiff dose of literalism into the phrase "militant homosexuals"?  Or have the Ronulans/Paulnuts really gone nuts?

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