Tuesday, September 01, 2015
Hard Starboard Radio: Political Erectile Dysfunction
While Planned Parenthood Cannibalism IX: Fall Out premiers, Pope Francis excuses abortions while the House GOP vows (again) to defund Planned Parenthood; The Sino-Russian Axis is plundering the Arctic, so Barack Obama is deploying an icebreaker to the region after destroying Mt. McKinley; Red China not sweating Trump, but Jeb Bush sure as heck is, while the GOP establishment frantically tries to bring Mitt Romney out of retirement and Kanye West kicks off the 2020 presidential campaign; and the Auschwitz concentration camp museum installs (Wait for it, wait for it) mist showers for their Jewish guests.
Question of the day: Does Jeb Bush's campaign resemble the old, Viagra-popping man in the Fiat commercial at 6PM Eastern/3PM Pacific.
Posted by JASmius at 2:45 PM