Give a Man a Fish. . . or Welfare Check

Thanks, Chris Crawley:

Old Proverb:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Updated Revision:
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, free Internet, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democratic the rest of his life…even after he's dead.

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