Fellow citizens, as the Obama wave of creating a better America for me and you is blanketing America, those radical right wing domestic terrorists are going around trying to confuse you with the facts. These so-called conservatives are demanding that President Obama ought to fail in his patriotic endeavor to make America more like his waffles, and that the status quo continue to be aimlessly followed. They are disrupting Townhall Meetings, and are conducting anti-government Tea Parties across America.
Not to worry, citizens, these anti-government reactionaries will soon be a problem no more. Their desperate mob actions are simply the result of misinformation, and hate for our beloved Barack Hussein Obama. Controlling the masses is simply a matter of the Pro-Obama forces taking control of the matter and rounding up all dissidents. Re-education programs will clear their minds, and help them to also be mindless automatons blindly following Heir Obama like the rest of America. Simply report your friends and neighbors that dare oppose President Obama and his Plan For America, and they will be mercifully relocated to internment camps where they will be taught to become pro-government citizens. If they are unable to adjust, don't you worry, the Obama Regime, err, uhh, Administration will ensure they are resettled to a zone where they can cause little trouble, nor disrupt the leftward march of America into a new Obama inspired era.
Some of you may ask, "How can I be a part of this wonderful program that rounds up and places into internment camps anybody who dares oppose the Democratic Party led government?" Rounding up malcontents is only the beginning! Do you wish to serve your nation? Do you wish to be a part of the utopianization of America? The answer is simple. Join the National Guard and become an "Internment/Resettlement" specialist. No experience is required. We will teach you ourselves how to turn in your neighbors and friends, and force anybody who dares to oppose the government into an internment camp for their own good, and the good of the nation.
During your employment as an Internment/Resettlement Specialist, you will encounter exciting opportunities like being primarily responsible for day-to-day operations
in a military confinement/correctional facility or detention/internment facility. As an I/R Specialist you will provide rehabilitative, health, welfare, and security to U.S. military prisoners within a confinement or correctional facility; conduct inspections; prepare written reports; and coordinate activities of prisoners/internees and staff personnel. And remember, those U.S. military prisoners aren't always members of foreign armies. Your neighbor, should you be wise enough to turn the unpatriotic scum in to the U.S. Government, can be among those U.S. military prisoners too!
Sound fun? Well, guess what? Helping the Obama Government round up dissidents is patriotic, too!
So come one, come all, and let's clean up America by removing these right wing domestic terrorists one by one from our population, and send them where they belong. . . Out of the Way, and unable to disrupt Obama's policies with their craziness about Liberty, Freedom, and the American Way.
And hey, you can start with me, if you can get past the last 30 yards to my doorstep.
What's that clicking noise?
"You can pry them from my cold, dead hands."
-- Political Pistachio Conservative News and Commentary
By Douglas V. Gibbs
National Guard asked to explain 'internment' jobs - World Net Daily, Bob Unruh
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