Sunday, October 31, 2010

Starving Democrats

"How do you starve a Democrat to death?"

You hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Considering food stamps, one must ask, "Have you ever seen a thin poor person in America?" Only in America can poverty lead to obesity.

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When announcing the Democrats' bold new "plan" on energy Pelosi said breaking into the Strategic Petroleum Reserve "is one alternative." That's not an energy plan. It's using what we already have -- much like "conservation," which is also part of the Democrats' plan.

Conservation, efficiency and using oil we hold in reserve for emergencies does not get us more energy. It's as if we were running out of food and the Democrats were telling us: "Just eat a little less every day." Great! We'll die a little more slowly. That's not what we call a "plan." We need more energy, not a plan for a slower death.

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

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-- Political Pistachio Conservative News and Commentary

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