American Idol

by JASmius

And according to Erin Shed's teacher, she picked the wrong one:



Strictly speaking, I've got a problem with any assignment that requires schoolchildren to name their "idol".  Anybody with the remotest grounding in Holy Scripture cannot miss the implicit paganistic, anti-Christian premise of that choice of terminology.  Which makes little Erin all the more commendable for her picking Jesus Christ as her "idol," and her mom, Erika, for "raising her up in the way she should go."  Likewise, it illustrates how contemptible the tyke's aggressively atheistic imparter is for shoving her Christophobia down the throats of her young charges and their parents such that the True Messiah is persona non grata, but a one-gloved child molester is esteemed and pedestalized..

At least she didn't force Erin to throw her God-glorifying first assignment on the floor and stomp on it.