by JASmius
Admit it - you laughed yourself into projectile vomiting at his line about America "turning bluer than a smurf's balls after dry-humping a bottle of Windex" - and then you swam laps in the puddle and hugged the chunks:
Conversation in White House communications shop: "Did you see Stewart last night?" "Yeah; what's gotten into him? He beat our balls bluer than a" "--I get it, I get it. So what do we do about it?" "Well, we can't retaliate in kind - The Boss doesn't have a sense of humor." "True; and we can't use ACA against him, because he's one of us, so he's not in it." "Can't tax him either - same reason." "Cut his limo's brake lines a few weeks from now?" "I dunno; the CIA's still recovering from the shutdown." "Alright, we go soft on them - I know! Let's get Sebelius booked on his show again! It worked so well the last time!" "Great idea - let's do it!"
Jimmy Kimmel is getting in on the fun too, joining what Jay Leno has been doing for months. But these Stewart riffs on The One are beginning to become something of a trend. And when you lose Stewart, you're losing young people, who are already experiencing OCare sticker shock firsthand. Without young people, O has no individual mandate, and the cornerstone of his Regime goes spiraling down the Flush of Shame.
Ronald Reagan and Rush Limbaugh both illustrated it well: Anger can be manipulated and misdirected, but ridicule always hits its target.
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