"Daddy?"
"Yes, sweetheart?"
"Why are we having baloney out of a dumpster for Thanksgiving dinner?"
"Well, honey, we could have afforded a nice, big, fat turkey like everybody else has on Thanksgiving, but you see, our health insurance plan was cancelled by President Obama, and he's making us buy a new one that's three times as expensive. That's also why we had to harvest your little brother for his organs and sell them on the Chinese black market. Otherwise, we'd be living in a refrigerator carton right now."
"Oh. So is that why we moved into the dumpster?"
"Eat your baloney, sweetie. God knows the rest of us have to eat President Obama's."
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