Email of the Week: Obama's List of Scandals

Posted by Douglas V. Gibbs

And the list grows weekly!

 

Subject: ...you start to lose track...

Bob: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

Jim: "You mean releasing 5 dangerous terrorists for a deserter?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

Jim: "You mean corruption and terrible conditions at the VA after Obama attacked Republicans for it and said he would fix all those problems?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

Jim: "You mean outing the CIA station chief in Afghanistan?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Obama saying the average family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Obama intentionally ignoring our immigration laws?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"

Bob: "No the other one:.

 

 Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Qaeda?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?"

Bob: "No, the other one"

 

 Jim: "You mean Fast & Furious?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

 

 Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! … You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"

Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!" 

 

And as of just the past several days:

 

Thousands of illegal alien children showing up at our Southern border daily.

 

IRS: So… Our Computer Crashed And Erased  All Of Lois Lerner’s  Emails!

 

Iraq is falling apart before our eyes...........

 

 All this from the self described "most transparent Administration" this country has ever seen!

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