No Drama Obama

By Alex Ferguson, www.conservativecannonade.org

They call him "no drama Obama,"
He thinks he's too good for his job.
He took credit for killing Osama,
To win favor with a credulous mob.

The Islamists have taken his measure,
They know that he's lacking a spine.
His constant pursuit of "royal" pleasure,
Drives other concerns from his mind.

Our enemies no longer fear us,
They laugh at the sound of his name.
Our allies can no longer trust us,
Our honor has turned into shame.

Dear Lord, if You ever did love us,
If ever You favored our land,
Curse this bastard who thinks he's above us,
Send him straight to the land of the damned.

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