NFL Week 3 Predictions

by JASmius



LAST WEEK STRAIGHT UP: 8-8
LAST WEEK vs. SPREAD: 4-12

SEASON STRAIGHT UP: 17-15
SEASON vs. SPREAD: 10-22

See last week's preface, minus the "Hey, it was Week 1!" excuse.  One more week like that, and I'm going to have to enter the "prognosticator protection program".  Which is to say, I'm picking like "number one," and "number two" ain't far behind.

You'll also notice how hard I'm hoping nobody noticed what happened to the Champs in that oven they laughingly call Qualcomm Stadium.  That's because I don't want to run out of excuses if Peyton Manning pulls a Phillip Rivers on us at the Clink this Sunday.  Because the Broncos have had September 21st circled on their calendars for almost six months, and I'm sure The Forehead was taking notes.

[Straight up picks indicated by asterisk (*); picks against the spread in parentheses (x).]

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Baltimore* (-1.5)

Cleveland

Dallas* (-1)

St. Louis

Denver

Seattle* (-5)

Houston*

N.Y. Giants (+2.5)

Indianapolis* (-7)

Jacksonville

Kansas City (+4.5)

Miami*

Green Bay* (+1)

Detroit

Minnesota

New Orleans* (-9.5)

Oakland

New England* (-14.5)

Pittsburgh

Carolina* (-3)

San Diego* (+2)

Buffalo

San Francisco

Arizona* (+2.5)

Tennessee

Cincinnati* (-7)

Washington

Philadelphia* (-6.5)

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Chicago* (+2.5)

N.Y. Jets