Study Proves Meat-Eaters Are More Healthy Than Vegetarians

by JASmius



Interesting.  Or should I say, "fascinating":

[Michelle Obama] will be beside herself when she learns of the results of this research. A study, conducted at the University of Graz, Austria, determined that vegetarians are less healthy and their quality of life is not as good as those who eat meat.

The study reported their findings saying that those who abstain from meat are “less healthy (in terms of cancer, allergies, and mental health disorders), have a lower quality of life, and also require more medical treatment.”

Allergies are twice as common in vegetarians, with cancer and heart attacks having a fifty percent higher incidence than their carnivorous counterparts. Meat eaters were also found to drink less alcohol.

Or, in plain, non-Vulcan English, Klingons are way cooler than Vulcans.



And given that the First Amazon pushes a Vulcan menu but eats like Lursa and B'Etor.....



....and kinda looks like 'em as well....




....'oH vItu' 'ey vuQ.

Now pass the gagh.