Gas Pump Held Up in the Name of Equity

Douglas V. Gibbs
Author, Speaker, Instructor, Radio Host 

At a Costco I heard that a customer held up the line so that the clock would expire, and nobody was able to get gas.  He said he did it in the name of equity.

Equity to the liberal left commie Democrats means everything is equal no matter what, so I am supposing that if some people could get more gas than others, in the mind of this guy that would not be equal, so for him nobody getting any was the only way to reach equity.

Possessions means it is possible for someone to have more than others, so communism dictates that there shall be no possessions.  Therefore, if everyone has nothing, equity is reached.

We have surely lost our mind.

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