Global Warming: the Imaginary Enemy

The New York Times: Climate Change Seen as Threat to U.S. Security

With all of those "The Day After Tomorrow" style crises on the way, Global Warming is now a greater national security threat than Islamic Jihad. What, with all of those tornadoes and hurricanes and water-logged cities, the military will need to be on alert to protect the American People from themselves. Enter, stage left, Martial Law, and the final step to complete control over the citizenry of the United States of America.

One question: How could "Climate Change" be a threat to U.S. Security if the whole idea of man-made global warming is a hoax, and the planet has been actually cooling for the last ten years?

Ten members of Congress, on a fact-finding mission to prove me, and all of us other Global Warming Doubters, wrong, experienced all they could to learn more about climate change. The eleven day trip, with six spouses along for the ride, included a grueling work schedule that was not only about dipping their toes into the subject, but also experiencing the ravages of Global Warming by diving and snorkeling at the Great Barrier Reef. They rode a cable car through the Australian rain forest, visited a penguin rookery and flew to the South Pole.

The horror of it all.

And a half of a million bucks later, they concluded they learned more on the trip than had they not gone.

For Democratic Congressman Brian Baird, the trip was one of two such excursions in six months. A year ago he also went to the Galapagos Islands with several lawmakers, also to gain expertise in climate change, and dip their toes into the horribly warm ocean waters.

With proof of global warming like that, it must be apparent to them that the U.S. must incorporate climate change into national security strategy planning.

Along with unicorn training, and planned defenses against Godzilla.

Hey, gullible ones! The sky is falling!

Ha ha ha, gotcha.

-- Political Pistachio Conservative News and Commentary

By Douglas V. Gibbs

Climate Change Seen as Threat to U.S. Security - The New York Time, John M. Broder

Lawmakers' Global-Warming Trip Hit Tourist Hot Spots - Wall Street Journal, BRODY MULLINS and T.W. FARNAM