Neil Cavuto To Democrats: Stop Blaming Fox

by JASmius

This just in: Neil Cavuto takes up astronomy as a second career and angrily demands that the sun stop rising every morning.

Here's a man who needs some serious cynicism development.  I mean, you'd think he'd be used to their whiny-ass squalling and nonsense by now:






Did Representative Earl Blumenauer, D-OR3 - the Les Nessman understudy who wants to double the gas tax and add a mileage tax on top of it - really have a fluorescent green bicycle lapel pin?  Bet he doesn't know how to ride one himself.

Dems are just doing vis-a-vie Fox News what they've been doing for almost twenty years now: bashing the only genuine TV journalism outlet on the airwaves.  Given that it could have been so much worse just a few years ago, when the Donk SuperCongress looked to be moving towards a "Fairness" Doctrine crackdown that would have effectively shut down FNC - and remember when the White House tried to ban Fox from the White House press pool? - and still might happen via Executive decree, Earl Blumenauer tantrumizing like Les Nessman after Johnny Fever didn't invite him to his orgy ought to be a walk in the park.  Or a bicycle ride.

Of course, Cavuto could simply stop booking Democrats on his show.  Which, you'll notice, he hasn't done.  When the camera adds a hundred pounds, a host's entertainment options aren't unlimited.