Officials Determine The Obvious in Paul Walker Death

By Douglas V. Gibbs

Here's the headline from Drudge Report:


Officials: Speed Likely Factor In Paul Walker Fatal Crash...

My first thought?

"Ya think?"

I am not trying to make light of the man's death, but he was into fast cars, he starred in movies about fast cars, and he was riding in a car designed to go fast.  Yet, somehow it took a brainstorm of law enforcement officials to come up with the determination that speed was a factor in his death.

Next, they will determine that the fiery destruction of the vehicle was caused by - gasp - fire.

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