In The Interest of Following Barack Obama's Plans. . .

(Author Unknown)


Notice to All Employees

As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into
office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping
with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common
pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to
give those of you who are underachieving a “fair shake.”

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime,
into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves.
This will help those who are “too busy for overtime” to reap the rewards
from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as “the government.”
We will not participate in this “pooling” experience because the law doesn’t
apply to us.

4. The “government” will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week,
encouraging it’s workers to continue to work hard “for the good of all.”

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it’s “good
to spread the wealth.” Those of you who have underachieved will finally get
an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel
more “patriotic.”

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks.

Don’t feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free
healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free foodstamps,
and he’ll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can’t
pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you
might even get a free flatscreen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn’t
all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!


If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to
rethink your vote on November 4th