Sunday, August 04, 2013

Help! Missing Tortoise!

By Douglas V. Gibbs

This may be off the beaten path, but the whole idea of a missing tortoise fascinated me.  My wife and I were on the way back from a grocery run, driving through a neighborhood adjacent to ours, and on a light pole was a handwritten sign that said, "Help, Missing Tortoise.  If you have seen this tortoise, please call. . . " and the plea for help was accompanied by a picture of a fairly large turtle. . . err, uhh, I mean tortoise.

How do you lose a tortoise?  They are not exactly known for "running" away.

Did they leave the gate open?

How far could a tortoise get through the night?  Wouldn't they have just caught the thing at the end of the driveway?

In all likelihood, the animal was stolen.

Perhaps I am ignorant in the situation.  Perhaps there are parameters I am not aware of, or perhaps I just don't understand the capabilities of a rogue tortoise.

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