Obama: "ISIS Isn't Islamic"

by JASmius

No, seriously, he really said that last night:



Of course.  Because every peace-loving, wouldn't-harm-the-wings-on-a-butterfly Buddhist organization calls itself "Islamic".

"What?  What's that?  You say that ISIS is armed?  Uh-huh, yeah.  Repeat that again?  They kill people?  Bury them alive?  Saw people's heads off with butter knives while conscious?  Crucifixion?  Burn their limbs off one at a time?  Drop cinder blocks on baby kittens?  Cannibalism?  Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.  Well, okay, but that's not Islamic, right?  Just a chronic caffeine overdose."

"Pardon?  Say that again?  That sort of thing is Islamic?"









"Um-hmm, um-hmm.  So what you're telling me is, I'm a dhimmi dumbass.  I see."

"Mind if I ask you a question?  Have you ever had your head sawed off with a nine iron....?"

[h/t: Larry Wallenmeyer]