Friday, February 13, 2015

Justice Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg Is Senile, Cadaverous, AND Pickled

by JASmius



Hey, don't get mad at me, she admitted it herself:

Ruth Bader Ginsburg admitted this week that she was not "100 percent sober" when she appeared to doze off during President Barack Obama's State of the Union address on January 20th.

Speaking to an audience at George Washington University Thursday, the 81-year-old U.S. Supreme Court Justice confessed to having a little wine before the event, according to The Blaze.

"The audience for the most part is awake, because they're bobbing up and down, and we sit there, stone-faced, sober judges," the left-leaning jurist said. "But we're not, at least I wasn't, 100% sober." [emphasis added]

Evidently, only being ordered off the High Court by her self-proclaimed "superior" actually enhances her lucidity - and consciousness.  Which makes me wonder if the CIA drugged her wine.

Best tweets:

Marcia Crocker: "[Obama] bored her to sleep."

Deborah Davis: "She's looking good. Just keep the Weekend At Bernie's thing going for a couple more years."

Mine: "I didn't know the SCOTUS played the SOTU drinking game."

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