Verizon Responds To FCC's "Throwback Thursday"

by JASmius



Yes, that is Morse Code.

Here is Verizon's statement, translated via early-twentieth century manual typewriter:







Can you hear them now, FCC?

There's a reason, after all, why sarcasm and ridicule are called "the sour cream of wit".

Of course, with this stunt, Verizon has signed its own corporate death warrant.  But there's something to be said for realizing you have nothing more to lose, and going out in a blaze of glory.

Or howls of laughter, as the case may be.