Thursday, February 26, 2015

When Christianists Attack

by JASmius



Admit it, all you Christ-haters out there, you clicked here slaveringly hoping and expecting to see a piece on some pro-lifer shooting up an abortuary with an Uzi, didn'tcha?  Well, sorry to disappoint you, but we traffic in facts here at Political Pistachio, and the facts are that while Islamic Fundamentalists leave destruction and genocide in their wake in their "service" to Satan himself, Christian evangelicals leave blessings and joy in theirs in their service to their neighbors:

When homeowners on South Olive Way woke up this morning to find their driveways and walkways already shoveled, many didn’t know what to think.

They all had a flyer attached to their front doors that simply read, “You’ve been served.”

“You just don’t see that in this day and age,” said Jeff Mostellar. “They did everything. The whole driveway, the stoop, the whole sidewalk up to the fence.”

More than fifty homes in the area had definitely been served by six teenagers who chose to wake up early — around 6:30 a.m. — and shovel away.

The high schoolers said they just wanted to pay it forward.

When offered money, the teens refused. When offered hot chocolate, they couldn’t resist.



No obscene graffiti.  No vandalism.  No wounded.  No body count.  No victims.  No severed heads.  No blood.  No crime scene tape.  Just selfless, Christlike servanthood.

That is "Christianism".

Just thought I'd clear that I up.

You're welcome.

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