Friday, July 01, 2016

Hillary Clinton's List of Scandals

By Anita in Canada

(email of the week?)

DONALD TRUMP and HILLARY CLINTON are in a bar.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
"The media are really tearing you apart for 'That Scandal'."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes
counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified
material to hide my activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails
and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax
evasion, Hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign
countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our
own country without The benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123-Technologies $300 Million, and then
it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and
hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Travelgate, the suspicious
real estate deals, Vince Foster's sudden suicide?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke Deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius
shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500
MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months later they
declared bankruptcy and then were bought by the
Chinese ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector
General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the
White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic votes.
Does anyone understand this? Lawyers call it, "Willful Blindness".
Psychologists call it, "The Normalcy Bias". I call it, "The Curse of the Baby Boomers".
And I call it the curse of the low information voters, that is, those idiots under 30 who should not be allowed to vote. The LIV in Canada gave us Turd-eew a commie-muzzie and rumored gay who is also Obama's puppet and determined to destroy Canada the same way Obama is destroying USA, Ontario's lessie out of her mind premier Wynne who is teaching and grooming little children for sex and has put Ontario so far in debt that Ontario's debt is larger than ALL OF CANADA, the Calgary gay muslim mayor that has never found a tax he didn't like and spends the citizens money like a drunken sailor, the NDP party of Alberta who are trying their best to destroy the province and succeeding and on and on it goes.

-- Political Pistachio Conservative News and Commentary

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