Secret Service Agents In White House Crash May Have Driven Over Suspected Bomb

by JASmius



Yes, I saw the story last week....



....but, to be honest, it didn't seem like any kind of newsflash to me, what with the Secret Service under Barack Obama having been "fundamentally transformed" into something out of a Benny Hill skit.  I understand the new head of the, er, "SS" is actually named Fred Scuttle.



What's that?  That isn't his name?  Well, it should be.

But now the plot, like their heads of suds, has thickened:

The Secret Service agents suspected of driving under the influence when their car hit a White House barrier apparently disrupted an active bomb investigation, the Washington Post reported Thursday.

The agents, who struck an orange security barrier with their vehicle on March 4th, may also have driven over a package that was tossed out of a car by a woman who was screaming it was a "bomb" near a White House gate, the Post said, citing records and police reports.

<Facepalm>

The initial episode has drawn an investigation by the Department of Homeland Security and sparked an outcry from lawmakers amid concerns that the Secret Service has not been brought under control by its new leaders, the Post said.

And the new director is named "Clancy," too.  An actual, honest-to-God Irish cop.

Probably means his senior agents were getting hammered on his bar tab.

Lawmakers hope to discern whether a Secret Service supervisor ordered officers to let the two senior agents go home without undergoing sobriety tests. Those agents had returned around 11 p.m. from a work party at a bar in nearby Chinatown, about eight blocks away, plowing through police tape near where the alleged explosive device lay, law enforcement told the Post. [emphasis added]

Another White House cover-up, ladies and gentlemen.  Only this one looks like it's been delegated quite a ways down the Obamunist food chain.

"The fact that this event involved senior-level agents is not only embarrassing but exhibits a clear lack of judgment in a potentially dangerous situation," noted House Oversight and Government Reform Committee leaders Jason Chaffetz, a Utah Republican, and Elijah Cummings a Maryland Democrat, according to the Associated Press.

Well, Mr. Chairman, all I can say is that accountability isn't a very high priority in this Regime, and that culture has been in place long enough to have marinated all the way down to the lowliest janitor.

But there's nothing to worry about, folks.  After all, Barack Obama is a "god," remember?  Immortal.  Omnipotent.  Unkillable.  Why?  Because everybody loves him (No, really, he signed an Executive Order mandating it) and nobody wants to be vilified as a racist for offing him.  And that's a better defense than a dozen Kevlar vests.

Right?

You don't think so?  I'll betcha a round of drinks.  You can put it on Director Clancy's tab.