The TSGay

by JASmius



Wow, who knew the Transportation Safety Administration was so homophobic?:

A CBS4 investigation has learned that two Transportation Security Administration screeners at Denver International Airport have been fired after they were discovered manipulating passenger screening systems to allow a male TSA employee to fondle the genital areas of attractive male passengers.

It happened roughly a dozen times, according to information gathered by CBS4.

According to law enforcement reports obtained during the CBS4 investigation, a male TSA screener told a female colleague in 2014 that he “gropes” male passengers who come through the screening area at DIA.

“He related that when a male he finds attractive comes to be screened by the scanning machine he will alert another TSA screener to indicate to the scanning computer that the party being screened is a female. When the screener does this, the scanning machine will indicate an anomaly in the genital area and this allows (the male TSA screener) to conduct a pat-down search of that area.”

Homosexuals are the one demographic group that is not suffering from the Obama Depression, because they're all working for the Obama Regime, evidently with "fringe benefits" like the aforequoted.  I'm still amazed that this dinnermasher was actually fired for this groping scheme.  I mean, it's not as if he was feeling up women in the security line; that would have been a capital offense.  But teabagging the packages of "attractive men" like he was shopping for mandarin oranges at the supermarket?  That's a constitutional right, according to the Lavender Lobby.

The only "saving grace" for the TSA?  Tardiness:

Although the TSA learned of the accusation on November 18th, 2014 via an anonymous tip from one of the agency’s own employees, reports show that it would be nearly three months before anything was done. [emphasis added]

Three months is a lot of scrotums.  And, obviously, it was no big deal to the Obama TSA until the story got out and forced their hand.  Obviously they need to increase their level of discretion.

But what else can you expect from closet homophobes?