Monday, May 10, 2010

Airport Security Solution, without Body Scans or X-Rays


One of my Emailers sent me the following. Thought it was quite witty, but political correctness is waiting around the corner with a sniffle and a cry. Can't wait to hear the liberal-left comments of horror on the humor below:

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap
about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive
trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now; you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
have a seat available on flight number..."


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