By Douglas V. Gibbs
Drew Barrymore, obviously guilty of the same liberal environmentalist neurosis that James Lee was afflicted with, spent some time out in the Chilean rural countryside to experience the reportedly environmentally friendly lifestyle of backward living.
Ms. Barrymore, who is said to be earning $15 million per picture, told MTV viewers that after spending time in a primitive, electricity-free Chilean village, “I aspire to be like them more.”
The quote that caught my attention, however, was when she proclaimed with a huge grin, “I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome.”
Did she only use one square of the leaf? You know, Sheryl Crow will be going crazy if more than one leaf was used.
I have been wondering how close to a water source did the ignoramus drop her stools?
Cameron Diaz is just as nuts, boasting that the cow-dung slathered walls of a Nepalese village hut were “beautiful” and “inspiring.”
Yeah, but I bet these girls had no problem hanging out in their mansions once they returned.
Liberal Environmental Utopia is a place these chicks are willing to visit, but I guarantee if the chips were down, they wouldn't live there.
Of course the women, and the MTV series they appeared on, surely failed to let the cat out of the bag in the sense of the abject poverty these utopias of environmentalism truly suffer under. The poorest people in the United States are filthy rich compared to the folks the actresses visited.
Save the planet, save the planet, turn off your lights and take a poo out in your backyard!
Hmmm, how long do you think these starlets will conserve after being effected emotionally by their trips? A week? A day? An hour?
Don't hold your breath. Liberal hypocrisy knows no bounds.
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Drew Barrymore Quote of the Day - Pundit Guy
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