April 13th – Husband after dinner: “So what did you do today dear?”
Wife: “Let’s see … got up, fed & changed baby, made school lunches, made breakfast for you & the kids, did laundry, changed baby, took baby with me to dry cleaners & grocery store, came home, unloaded groceries, fed & changed baby, lunch, folded laundry, paid bills, TV repairman came, fed & changed baby, kids home, took daughter to soccer practice, helped son with school project, picked up daughter, cooked & ate dinner, fed & changed baby, did dishes & gave baby a bath.”
Husband: “TV repairman?”
Wife: “Yep … threw the remote at the TV when that IDIOT Dem Hilary Rosen suggested I never worked a day in my life!”
-- Political Pistachio Conservative News and Commentary
h/t Paula Priesse
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