Ye Shiwen is winning races, breaking records, and collecting Olympic medals. In fact, the sixteen year old Chinese swimmer is so fast and so good that she is being swamped with questions about doping.

However, my buddy Robert Bush came up with another possibility about why she is so fast:

"Why is everyone so worried about that Chinese swimmer? In China girls are thrown away or aborted because of the one child police. This chick is swimming for her life! You'd be fast too!"

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