Thursday, September 05, 2013

Ball Park Tony

by JASmius

Anthony Weiner, um, plumps up at Jewish Voter yesterday:



Say, if Ben Affleck is going to be the next Batman, how about casting Turgid Tony Weiner as the next Joker?  He'd certainly put a different twitch on the character than Cesar Romero, Jack Nicholson, or the late Heath Ledger did, and when he embarked on the Joker's twisted, cackling, psychotically philosophical monologues, he could thicken and grow as he does here.  Best part is, he wouldn't be acting, and could even ad lib his lines better than any producer could write them for him.  But he'd definitely have to cut down on Ledger's slurping noises.

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