Thursday, December 19, 2013

2013: The Year That REALLY Was

by JASmius

Christmas has come early - at least, it has at the Personal Liberty Digest Studios, where Ben Crystal takes a look back at 2013 as it truly unfolded.






Wow.  This was a depressing year, wasn't it?  And that was on top of Captain Comb-over destroying my previous career; though I did get away from him, and score a five-figure severance settlement, and get the exit ramp I needed to move on to bigger and better things, while he's piloting that bakery straight into the frakking ground.

Wow.  I feel better now.  Looks like I won't be firing shoulder-launched surface-to-air missiles at airborne sleighs after all, whether the pilot is white or black.

No comments: