Well, you know how it is; you set down your M16 to grab a handful of "fire" sauce packets to squirt on your XXL steak stack burrito at Taco Bell, then remember that you forgot to get your large Mountain Dew Baja blast soda, then grab a handful of napkins, only to have it dawn on you that you left your pants in the patrol vehicle, which is a problem since your patrol vehicle keys are still in the front pocket along with your cell phone and wallet. So you try to talk to the store manager, which would be a lot easier to do if you weren't standing their in your "ATF" skivvies, to say nothing of still being in possession of your M - HOLY CRAP, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
Oh, well, at least it found a good home south of the border.
Cam Edwards talks to Raquel Rutledge, who co-wrote this article for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
BTW, if you order a cheese & potato burrito at a Mexican Taco Bell and get served a burrito supreme by mistake, take my advice, don't bring it up to the manager. He might just be sporting "imported" "ATF" boxers. Among other things.
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