Starting with....uhhhhhhh....:
PJTV Correspondent Michelle Fields talks with young Hillary Clinton supporters at George Washington University about her possible run for the White House in 2016.
.....ummmmm....gee, this is tougher than I thought....ahhhhhh....okay, I've got one: standing on upside-down legs! That's an achievement. May also be why she fell down and hit her head a year and a half ago and now Karl Rove thinks he has brain damage. You'd think it'd have happened more often in recent years. Oh, oh, and how about how she manages to use her protruding eyebrow ridges to keep her excess forehead skin from falling down over the rest of her face and smothering her? Wait, I'm sorry, that's a trick one, isn't it, since her face would sag down to where her boobies would have been at one time. Her "scissoring" rendezvouses with Janet Reno? Well, I guess, though it seems to me that forcing Bill to watch would have been a real achievement. Preferably after he'd jogged through a McDonalds drive-thru. The Secret Service does equip their operatives with squeegees, don't they?
But I guess I'd have to go with sitting in the Situation Room and watching four Americans get slaughtered in real time as a result of embassy/consulate security reductions that she ordered, then lie like a rug about it to the faces of their bereaved families at Dover AFB four days later, and still being a free woman today entertaining her insatiable presidential ambitions. If that isn't an "achievement," I don't know what would be.
UPDATE: I know - getting up at 3AM! She hasn't managed it yet, but it could be a "goal".....
'NOTHER UPDATE: No, I don't know that Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were lesbian lovers. But Karl Rove didn't know that Hillary Clinton has brain damage either, and he went with it. So if you want to condemn me for my irreverent whimsy, blame it on the Architect, since according to the Obamedia he speaks for all Republicans. Sound good?
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