Thursday, September 25, 2014

NFL Week 4 Kickoff

by JASmius



In a nutshell: The Giants suck; the [CENSORED BY THE WHITE HOUSE]s suck.  But the [CENSORED BY THE WHITE HOUSE]s are at home.

Or, in a different nutshell: Eli Manning sucks so bad he may have to change his name to "Romo," while Kirk Cousins....is actually, and rapidly, making [CENSORED BY THE WHITE HOUSE]s fans forget all about Robert Griffin III, his gimpy legs, the past season and change of suckitude, and his honorable t-shirt that he dishonorably turned inside-out at the Christophobic sports media's insistence last week.



If Washington could jump out to a two-touchdown lead on, and hang with, the NFC East champion Eagles, the moribund Giants should be no problem.

N.Y. Giants
Washington* (-3)

Probably the last time you'll see .500 this season, [CENSORED BY THE WHITE HOUSE]s fans.  So savor every second of it.  Kinda like your nickname.

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