Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Dodges Obama's Name

by JASmius




My goodness, DWS is a "sturdy" "woman," isn't "she"?  To say nothing of all but providing the captions for every picture in which she appears.

These days, like pretty much every other Democrat, she just can't seem to remember the name of that gawky, spindly "guy" on the left above:

Democratic National Committee Chairman Debbie Wasserman Schultz joined the list of Democrats dodging President Barack Obama by not using his name when asked about the president's policies.

Wasserman Schultz sidestepped questions on MSNBC's "Morning Joe" about whether a vote for Democrats in the 2014 midterm elections was a vote for Obama's policies, referring instead to particular Democratic initiatives, such as increasing the minimum wage and strengthening the economy.

With the same policies that sank it in the first place.  Not a good plan.

After repeated questions by host Joe Scarborough, a former Republican Florida-1 congressman, about whether a vote for Democrats was a vote for Obama's policies, Wasserman Schultz instead pivoted away from the president.

"If you vote for Democrats, you are voting for candidates who are focused on creating jobs....

Like they have the past six years?

....getting the economy turned around....

Like they have the past six years?

....and continuing to move us forward....

Toward what?  Do you even realize that Halloween is next week?  You must, since you have to look in a mirror once in a while, even if just for penance.

....creating more opportunities for people to succeed," the Florida Democratic congresswoman said Wednesday.

Which Democrats have been taking away ever since You-Know-Who has been running the show.  And while you implicitly consider him political ebola, Debbie, he's sitting next to each and every one of you jackasses on the political bus:

Despite the distance some Democrats were seeking from Obama, the president maintained in a radio interview Monday that Democratic candidates running for office were "folks who vote with me" and were "strong allies and supporters of me."

Yes!  They!  Are!   And there is no possible way, after the garishly idolatrous excesses to which the American public has been insufferably and interminably subjected since 2008, that Democrats can don hooded Sith cloaks and campaign incognito on a platform of noisome generalities and malodorous bromides that amount to "Vote for us: We made things this crappy, but we promise not to make them THAT much worse!"  Sorry, petaQ'pu, but that cake ain't gonna bake.

And if there's one thing DWS's thighs know about intimately, it's cake.

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