Two California sheriff's deputies were killed and two others were wounded in a shooting spree.
Two suspects are in custody in California in connection with the deaths of two police officers during a carjacking and shooting spree Friday. Police say the suspects, a man and woman, were both heavily armed.
[Said Placer County Sheriff Ed Bonner,] "The suspect is in custody, as you know. Again, I think there are those people who would say, 'You know what, I wished you'd killed him.' No. That's not who we are. We are not him. We did our job. I'm incredibly proud of the men, women who go out there every day and put their li[v]e[s] on the line."
The incident began Friday morning when the suspects shot and killed an officer in a motel parking lot and then went on a shooting spree that crossed into a neighboring county.
Hmmm; criminals with guns....criminals with guns.....well, naturally, the twenty-first century Bonnie & Clyde were scrupulously law-abiding citizens before they ABSOLUTELY LEGALLY procured that wickedly evil small arsenal that transmogrified them into amoral thieves and cold-blooded killers. How do I know this? Take another look at Sheriff Bonner; he could be Dick Cheney's clone - and Dick Cheney has super-secret mind control equipment. Occam's Razor and all that.
Only hole in that theory is that this shooting spree took place in....California. And I thought guns had been banned in California.
The Tea Party must have imported them. It's the only explanation.
Except....I thought the Tea Party had been banned in California as well.
"Dr. Morgan, you have a call on line one, Dr. Henry Morgan, you have a call on line one...."
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