The logo says a great deal about that place, doesn't it?
And whatever it doesn't say, this story will fill in the gaps:
Columbia Law School is permitting students claiming to be impaired due to the emotional impact of recent non-indictments in the Michael Brown and Eric Garner matters to postpone taking their final exams.
Only black students, of course....
....because while it wouldn't be "black" for blacks to act "white" and finish their semester on time as is their ostensible responsibility rather than indulge in The Collective Tribal Temper Tantrum, it would be "racist" for whites to try to act "black" by joining them, kind of like putting on black face and attempting to do their nasally Chris Rock impressions, which always come out sounding more like a whimsical hybrid of Steven Urkel and Barack Obama.
Besides, in the Age of The One, whites are supposed to "know their place," even though white Columbia Law students are undoubtedly no less lazy, facile, and radical than their minority counterparts.
Exit questions: (1) Will "furloughed" Columbia Law students burn down the hall where their finals are scheduled in superficial "solidarity" with their two burley and/or obese, and much-less-educated-and-pampered-than-they-are martyrs?; (2) Does the probability not approach 100% that they'll all get extra credit for blowing off finals to go out and riot?; and (3) If Eric Holder had had a son, would he not look like the guy on the right in the photo above, since O now has at least four vicariously cynisymbolic scions, and Eric Garner's being only ten years younger is hard enough to explain?
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