A conclusion that will surprise nobody. But then Her Nib has the same sartorial problem as former pro wrestling "Hardcore Legend" Mick Foley the time he wrestled in a tuxedo: She doesn't look good in anything. There's not a pantsuit she can wear, there's not an evening gown she can don, and there's not a swimsuit on the face of this planet that would even fit her, even if doing so wouldn't violate the Geneva Convention. "Bulk, [upside-down] legs, and bizarrely thick ankles" are for-evah. Let's just count our blessings that she doesn't go undressed in public, or anthropologists might mistake her for a newly-discovered breed of pony-tailed, albino, hairless gorilla.
But that wasn't why I went ahead and posted about this story. Rather, I wanted to pose an aesthetic question for your consideration.
Does the Empress not resemble.....
....Boris The Animal's matronly grandmother? 'cause if she sticks with that look, she'll lock up the Boglodite vote in no time.
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