Sunday, March 29, 2015

Israeli No-Go Zones

by JASmius



Oh, you want specifics?  Before too much longer, this pic will be the specific.

According to Israel's Counter-Terrorism Bureau, here is the updated list (via Newsmax Insider):

Syria, Iraq, Iran, Lebanon, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Libya, Sudan, Somalia, Burkina-Faso, Indonesia, Ivory Coast, Malaysia, Mali, Mauritania, Pakistan, Togo, Algeria, Djibouti, Tunisia, Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Azerbaijan, Turkey, Morocco, Oman, Kenya, Nigeria, Thailand, the Philippines, Russia, India, Senegal, and Nigeria.

Next candidates for the list: Belgium, Canada, Australia, France, and Denmark.

That is, for globe-trotting Israelis who don't enjoy death-defying hobbies like....breathing.

It reminds me of the Chitauri leader's warning to Loki....



"There is no realm....no barren moon....no crevasse where we can't find you.  You think you know pain?  You will come to long for something as sweet as pain."

Funny, I didn't know Iranians had extra thumbs.

Exit question: How long until Barack Obama "unilaterally" adds the U.S. to the Israeli Counter-Terrorism Bureau's list?

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