Well, we can't ask about her utter dearth of accomplishments as First Lady (besides setting back feminism several centuries). We can't ask about her complete absence of accomplishments in her eight-year run in the U.S. Senate (besides her frequent illustrations of narcolepsy).
We can't ask her about her non-existent list of accomplishments as Commissar of State, unless a majority of Americans consider "reducing America to the level of the rest of the world" and setting all of our emboldened enemies gunning for our national jugular an "accomplishment" (and, to be fair, half the country does). And nobody can take any promise she makes seriously, since it will have the half-life of hydrogen-7, which is just this side of a quantum vacuum fluctuation. So what else is left other that (alleged) X-chromosome?
Nothing, as far as the Obamedia is concerned:
Expecting a Commander in Chief to have some kind of accomplishments that show their qualifications before getting hired for the job is reasonable, right? Maybe, just not if those accomplishments happened while serving has the head of the State Department, according to U.S. News and World Report’s Susan Milligan.
On Hardball with Chris Matthews, Milligan said the question posed to the Iowa Democratic panel was “unfair.”
“I think most people could not look at a Secretary of State and point to an accomplishment. Frankly, mostly what a Secretary of State does is keep something from becoming a massive crisis so, that in a way wasn’t a terribly fair question,” said Milligan.
Really, Susan? Ever heard of the Alaska Purchase? The Marshall Plan? Or the "opening to China"? Or SALT I? These were all quite notable accomplishments of Her Nib's predecessors at Foggy Bottom like William Seward, George Marshall, and Henry Kissinger, just to name a few. But then they all had penises and not delusional presidential ambitions, so I guess they don't count.
Kinda cuts down on Mrs. Clinton's campaign slogans, I would think: "Vote for Hillary, she's concave, if elected she'll behave"? "Only a president that bleeds, leads - Hillary 2016"? Certainly they have to get rid of "Ready for Hillary!" unless it's accompanied by the Ugly Dutchess mounted in stirrups awaiting a pelvic examination. And they'd have one helluva time cramming that into a bumper sticker.
Exit question: Is it hilarious or infuriating that only now, almost a decade later, does Tingles publicly admit that Barack Obama's 2008 resume was thinner than Miley Cyrus's virtue?
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