Saturday, July 08, 2023

Biden's White House Cocaine

By Douglas V. Gibbs
Author, Speaker, Instructor, Radio Host

Someone is snorting Cocaine at the White House, and the obvious first thought would be, "Must be Hunter Biden," you know, since he's kind of known for that kind of thing.  At least, that's what Elon Musk thinks...

Politico says law enforcement will never know who the blow belongs to, and The White House, and the Democrats, were quick to say that the cocaine that was found in the basement entryway into the West Wing of the White House was not from the local White House folks, despite the fact that the area is typically reserved for the president, vice president, and other senior administration officials.  The Biden administration insists the cocaine was found in an area “heavily traveled” by visitors.

Could that mean that security is too relaxed, then?  Either the coke belongs to Biden and gang, or the security at the White House when it hosts tours or other visitors is too relaxed.  White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said exactly that!  Anyone can get past White House security carrying cocaine or any other white substance, and visitors can go unescorted into the library and leave their expensive bag of cocaine behind.  If we are to believe Karine Jean-Pierre, it's easy for visitors to get into the White House carrying thousands of dollars worth of cocaine. It happens all the time because security is so lax at the White House.

Biden's administration loses on both fronts.  In the end, the story will change again and again, until nobody can get their mitts around the truth.

“Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught,” said one White House official. “It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.”

So, getting back to Hunter, could it be his?  After all, he was there with his family on July 4th on the balcony of the White House to watch the fireworks.  In a video taken during the event, Hunter walks behind his step-mom Jill while putting his left hand up to his face and then wiping his nose as he walks out from behind her.

My question is, "Did only Hunter do cocaine, or was he sharing it with the others he was with?"

I can hear Joe Biden; "Hey, Hunter, are you bringing the coke?  How about the ice cream, and those cute girls with the great smelling hair?"

Donald Trump, a former resident of the White House, says security tapes definitely have the 411 on who the nose candy belongs to, but he's sure the lefties will make sure that evidence disappears real fast.  That's what they do.  Trump knows firsthand.

Trump wrote on Truth Social, “Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe, the Fake News Media will soon start saying that the amount found was ‘very small,’ & it wasn’t really COCAINE, but rather common ground up Aspirin, & the story will vanish.”

When asked by reporters about the stardust found in the White House, Biden just laughed it off.

Personally, I was located just up the street in a hotel off Independence and C Street at the time, but I swear, the powder was not mine.

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