Liberals Spreading Peanut Butter on Ice Cubes

By Douglas V. Gibbs

Sometimes, I get ideas for articles, and jot some quick notes down because I am not in a position to write out the articles, but I don't want to forget the idea.  Then, the notes, when I get home, get placed on a stack on the left side of my desk.  Sometimes I use those notes, and sometimes some of them remain on that stack, until much later, possibly years later, I find those notes again.

The following was inspired by one of those old notes.

Liberals, Ice Cubes, and Children

Trying to convince liberal, democrats, or leftists -- whatever you want to call them -- of the truth is like trying to spread peanut butter on an ice cube.  You now, and I know, that however much you try, you are not going to be successful in your task.  But, you know, as impossible as it may seem, in truth it is not completely impossible.  We just have to change our approach.  You can have your peanut butter and ice cube, and eat it too.  Smash the ice cube, and sprinkle it on the peanut butter.

Even my three year old niece knows more than these lefties, so it can be taught.

After my niece's brother hits her, she doesn't say, "It's all my fault."  No matter what she was doing, he was going to eventually hit her.  That is what brothers do.  Our "branding" isn't what makes the leftists hit us.  They are going to hammer on us, no matter what.  It is what they do.

The Blame America First crowd can't seem to wrap their little brains inside their thick skulls around the truth.  They have been convinced to support collectivism, and to do whatever it takes to enable that agenda, even when it turns out to fly in the face of common sense, and reality.

The Islamic jihad struck us on 9/11 because they hate us.  They attack The West because they hate The West.  They did not attack us because of what we do, not because of our prosperity, and not for any of the other reasons the Left seems to think, or perpetuate.  The Islamic jihad attacks us, and hates us, simply because we don't pray to Allah 5 times a day, we don't put nooses around the necks of gays, we don't believe women are some lesser being, and we don't launch into riots and killing sprees to defend the honor of the false prophet, Muhammad.

The liberal left can't see this.  They are still trying to spread peanut butter on ice cubes.

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